Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous

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[Verse 1]

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Honey they're bringin' out a TV crew,
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They wanna do a story 'bout me and you,
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They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyard,
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There'll be cameras on their shoulders we'll be readin' cue cards,
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Leave them long johns on the line,
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If the kids look dirty that'll be just fine.

[Chorus 1]

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They're gonna put us on lifestyles of the not so rich and famous,
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They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue,
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They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks,
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Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous.

[Verse 2]

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Tell 'em bout your Mama and the bowling league,
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Tell 'em bout Junior and his baseball team,
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I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall,
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I'll blow a few times on my new duck call,
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Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day,
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We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays.

[Chorus 2]

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They're gonna put us on lifestyles of the not so rich and famous,
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They wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbecue,
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They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks, the holes in all our socks,
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Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous.

[Interlude]

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Yeah, our idea of high class livin' Is sittin' on the porch on a cool night,
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Our Champagne and Caviar, Is an RC cola and a moon pie.

[Outro]

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I'm talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous,
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Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous . . .