Sparkly Abs

             C
You got some sparkly abs,
               G
That beautiful facial hair.
            C                                  G
You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there.
             C
'Cuz you are way too handsome, yeah.
       G
I get intrusive thoughts of death.
N.C.
Wait what?

             C
You got some sparkly abs,
               G
That beautiful facial hair.
            C                                  G
You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there.
             C
'Cuz you are way too handsome, yeah.
       G
I get intrusive thoughts of death.
N.C.
Wait what?


[Post-Chorus]
           F
I wanna be like you,
                Am
I wanna be like you,
                  Em
But I'll never be like you,
             G
Be like you, be like you.
           F
I wanna be like you,
                Am
I wanna be like you,
                  Em
But I'll never be like you,
             G
Be like you, be like you.


[Verse]
              C
Why you gotta tell me,
                          G
How much you really wanna kill me?
                            C
Cuz I'm built like a god so manly?
                            G
Why can't we all be a happy family?
                         C
I mean, yeah, look at my biceps, and my triceps,
       G
And my quadriceps, and my fiveceps.
    C
Aww man, I'm a handsome mamma-jamma.
    G
But you can't just give up.


[Pre-Chorus]
           F
I wanna be like you,
                Am
I wanna be like you,
                  Em
But I'll never be like you,
             G
Be like you, be like you.
           F
I wanna be like you,
                Am
I wanna be like you,
                  Em
But I'll never be like you,
             G
Be like you, be like you.


[Chorus]
             C
You got some sparkly abs,
               G
That beautiful facial hair.
            C                                  G
You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there.
             C
'Cuz you are way too handsome, yeah.
       G
I get intrusive thoughts of death.
N.C.
Wait what?


[Post-Chorus]
           F
I wanna be like you,
                Am
I wanna be like you,
                  Em
But I'll never be like you,
             G
Be like you, be like you.
           F
I wanna be like you,
                Am
I wanna be like you,
                  Em
But I'll never be like you,
             G
Be like you, be like you.