Song Of A Dead Pest

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[Verse 1]

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Man-dy trained up her head
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to a-way it-self go when its told
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Head re-vealed its whe-rea-bouts
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in_a thic-ket by cal-ling "here,
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I'm heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!"

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[Verse 2]

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And in tones of deep so-lem-ni-ty
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Pro-nounced that she is dead
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Said she had left her tor-so
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Too ex-ci-ted to lis-ten and
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na-keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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[Verse 3]

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Love gone lost of_all faith in
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Di-vine_in-ter-ven-tion flying birds on a_string
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Lowest neck down half of she
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Scan-da-lous-ly flies her hawks out-side
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my houuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse

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[Bridge]

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She'll only go
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if I add-ress her cof-fin as the ship
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whereon she must launch out in-to
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e-ter-ni-ty-yyyyyyyy
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   And re-nounce    all dan-cing
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Re-nounce loose li-ving
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And    cri-cket

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