Shoppers Paradise

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Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
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knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
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Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
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tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
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ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate

Verse 2:
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It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown
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First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
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We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement
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just take the stairs to the bargain basement
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Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.

Chorus:
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
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the big shop is open it's a wonderful world

Verse 3:
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Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
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We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
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We take Visa, Access, American Express
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patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
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clothes for all ages, mothers and babies

Chorus:

Verse 4:
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Going down for all the things you missed
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all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist
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We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits
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A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys
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We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
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Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
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Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful