I Have One Regret

| C      | Em     | Am     | Am     |


[Verse 1]
C                       Em
You were crying all the time
                             Am
When your life was more than fine
                  Am
I don't miss your whining
    C                             Em
Oh, you were always tugging on my jeans
                     Am
Trying to get all my green out
                         Am
Should've kicked you the fuck out
    C          Em           Am  Am
Cuz I know I'm too good for you (oh oh oh oh)


[Chorus]
C
All this time wasted on you
Em
Cheating on me, everyone knew
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed
C
Ended up fake just like the rest
Em
Couldn't get love outta your chest
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed
   C           Em              Am    Am
Cuz you wanted more, attention whore (oh oh oh oh)
C
All this time wasted on you
Em
Couldn't keep love in a tattoo
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed


[Verse 2]
 C              Em
Ok, the sex was great
                                 Am
But let me tell you the things I hate
                 Am
Gotta get out my list, girl
C                           Em
You were Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
                         Am
I never knew who I would find
                      Am
I should have saw the signs
        C          Em           Am            Am
Oh, and I know I'm too good for you (With the puking on the floor)
      C          Em           Am        Am
Yeah, I know I'm too good for you, yeah (oh oh oh oh)


[Chorus]
C
All this time wasted on you
Em
Cheating on me, everyone knew
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed
C
Ended up fake just like the rest
Em
Couldn't get love outta your chest
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed
   C           Em              Am    Am
Cuz you wanted more, attention whore (oh oh oh oh)
C
All this time wasted on you
Em
Couldn't keep love in a tattoo
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed


[Bridge]
     F                G
Hey, baby, I have one regret
                     Am
Saving the life of a selfish rat
       C
That I feed like a cat, yeah
F                            Em
 Next time you're up on that bridge
                           Am                        G
I hope the guy you're with don't give a shit the way I did, yeah
F                             G
 When you're at your next big bump
                       Am                   C
I hope to god that you jump off the top it, baby
                 F
Let me tell you, girl
                           Em
There'll be no tears on my face
                        Am                       G
Cuz the world be such a better, better place without you


[Verse 3]
     C                  Em
With one less attention whore
                           Am                         Am
That's puking all over the floor (When you going grow up, sugar?)
C                            Em
Hey, I know this might sound harsh
                          Am              Am
But you pushed me way too far, girl, yeah (oh oh oh oh)


[Chorus]
C
All this time wasted on you
Em
Cheating on me, everyone knew
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed
        C
No, you ended up fake just like the rest
Em
Couldn't get love outta your chest
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed
    C
No, all this time wasted on you
Em
Cheating on me, all I went trough
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed
        C
No, you ended up fake just like the rest
Em
Couldn't get love outta your chest
Am                            Am
Your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed
   C           Em              Am          Am
Cuz you wanted more, attention whore, yeah (oh oh oh oh)
C
All this time wasted on you
Em
Couldn't keep love in a tattoo
     Am                            Am
It's your loss, couldn't keep your legs crossed, no


[Outro]
C               Em
 (Ha, Karma's a bitch, girl
Am
Payback's even worst
Am
 I sure as hell got mine)
| C      | Em     | Am     | Am     |  (repeat and fade)