Harsh The Herald Angels Sing

C
How harsh the herald angels sing
          G
I've been puking my guts all morning
               Dm               Am
Oh too bad the hex of unfairer sex
                        G
It's difficult and it's boring

C
I guess I just quit drinking
G
I guess I just quit smoking
                       Dm
I guess I'll need some names
                    Am
Alvin, William and James
                       G
Doctor tell me you're joking


[Chorus]

F
Take the bus to the free clinic on Clemens
         F
With my headphones on, no music
Please don't sit next to me

C, G, Dm, Am, G,


[Verse]

C
Glad Lee, the cross-eyed bear
G
Walks into a bar
          Dm                  Am           G
She says "you don't know how lucky you men are"
C
The tenants who live below me
G
They all pretend they don't know me
                      Dm
Cos they don't see a ring
                   Am
Now they know everything
                           G
They whisper and don't "hello" me


[Chorus]

F
But talk your shit, man, I don't care
F
It's blank for a boy but for a girl it's Claire