On The Road To Kingdom Come

Am  Am  Am  Am
G  G  G  G
Am  Am  Am  Am
G  Gsus  G

[Chorus]

     C/G
The smoke witch says Wahoo!
        G
And the wise man says me too!
        F          C
And the guru says wazoo!
   F  G        C
So do what you do!

[Verse 1]

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The priests stand in their pulpits
    Am
The Pope sits on his throne
     F
The parishes are empty
        G
And the choirboys' on their own
Em
Until the second coming
             F
Yes they're leaving us alone
    C   G/B     Am
And God in his Heaven
    Em             G
Has decided to keep mum
             F             C
Because He's just another traveler
       G                Am
On the Road to Kingdom Come
            G
When all is said and done
           Am          G  Am
He's just another one

[Verse 2]

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I pity Mr. President
Am
He can't do a thing
F
He says every where he went
    G
We tried to make him sing
     Em
Our lonely White House resident
        F
Says we should have made him King
      C       G/B         Am
Maybe then he could have saved us
          Em                 G
From the truth we're hiding from
          F             C
But he's just another traveler
       G               Am
On the Road to Kingdom Come
             G
When all is said and done
             Am            G  Am
He was just another one

[Verse 3]

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The General's in his game room
         Am
But his soldier won't salute
     F
Ever since he was promoted
    G
He can't pop his chute
     Em
His shrink says he is paranoid
          F
'Bout communistic roots
     C    G/B   Am
So unfurl the flag boys
       Em          G
Start beating his drum
             F               C
We've got to get another straggler
        G               Am
On the road to kingdom come
             G
When all is said and done
             Am               G           Gsus  G
He was just another one, yes another one

[Chorus]

         C
And the smoke witch says Wahoo!
         G
And the wise man says me too!
          F         C
And the guru says wazoo!
   F   G       C
So do what you do!

[Verse 4]

         C
Wow! The lead singer's raucous
        Am
As he screams out the truth
        F
And the band holds a caucus
       G
And decides to sell their youth
     Em
Our manager he'll hawk us
    F
As long as we're uncouth
           C    G/B           Am
And we'll call it revolution
          Em                G
But we'll crank out bubble gum
                    F                  C
'Cause that's the marching tune for travelers
       G                Am
On the road to kingdom come
            G
When all is said and done
             Am                G  Am
They're just some other ones

[Verse 5]

        C
Grampa swung into the orgy
    Am
It was his last hope
         F
He was dressed to the nines
        G
In deodorant and Scope
        Em
And he found him a woman
                F
She'd brought Vaseline and soap
         C      G/B     Am
Well it started out exciting
        Em         G
But it ended up ho-hum
             F                      C
She said I thought that you could take me
        G               Am
All the way to kingdom come
              G
When all was said and done
               Am                  G  Am
You were just another one Grampa

[Verse 6]

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So Billy sells hot sermons
    Am
And cold wars through the mails
      F
While Mr. Big is selling out
        G
His business never fails
          Em
And King Kennedy like Chaucer
         F
Chasing Canterbury Tales
               C       G/B      Am
And though my brain is still a virgin
     Em                G
The rest of me's well done
           F                     C
Don't you know we're all just travelers
        G               Am
On the road to kingdom come
            G
When all is said and done
            Am
Yeah, just another one
       G              Gsus  G
Yes, another one...

[Chorus]

     C
The smoke witch says Wahoo!
        G
And the wise man says me too!
         F          C
And the guru says wazoo!
   G           Am
So do what you do!
G
Do what you do, do what you do
Am
Do what you do