Life Of The Party

          D            G           D
Well they call me the life of the party
D                 E           A
They call her the bell of the ball
     D        G      D
Well we start before anybody
D                   A            D
And I promise we'll outlast them all

[Verse]

D                    G        D
Well it started when I was in High School
D                 E         A
My mom and my dad taught me well
  D         G             D
A bottle of wine at Thanksgivin'
                  A              D
And a Valium when Grandma raised hell
D                 G          D
So I had some champagne at a wedding
D                   E              A
I believe that they called it cold duck
D                     G          D
And the girl I'd been eyein' all evening
D                 A           D
She took me round back and we sucked down
    G            D
The rest of that bottle
                  E          A
And things really started to click
        D             G        D
Well we kissed on the boxes of Liquor
                         A                D
And she reached down and grabbed her some Dickel
G              D
And added some cola
              E           A
Far be it for me should I pass
    D                 G       D
For I thought that if I drink another
              A            D
I'd certainly need me some aspirin
G           D
On the next mornin'
D                E         A
I'd tried not to make me a sound
          D            G        D
Cause the girl who was sleepin' beside me
D                  A   D
Had gained herself 200 pounding
   G          D
On my bedroom window
D                E           A
My dad yelled to jump out of bed
    D                G         D
But she woke up from all the commotion
D             A            D
Insisting she give me some headlines
      G           D
She'd read in the paper
                E          A
She said it had been yesterday
     D           G        D
They said if you use moderation
                   A           D
Our mornings could all be that way

[Chorus]

          D           G           D
Well they call me the life of the party
D                 E           A
They call her the bell of the ball
     D          G       D
Well we start before anybody
                    A            D
And I promise we'll outlast them all