Copenhagen Junkie

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Well I've never been afraid of much and
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never thought I need a crutch
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To help me thru the trials of this life
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But there's one thing I can't do with out
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and Copenhagens what I'm talkin'
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About and I love it nearly as much as I love
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my wife

[Verse 2]
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Now when I first started chewin' I didn't
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know what I was doin'
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But I liked the way it helped me to relax
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And a big ol' chew tastes might good just
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the way Copenhagen should
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But when its gone I'm a slobbering maniac

[Chorus]
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I'm a Copenhagen junkie there's a big ol'
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hairy monkey on my back
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And he just won't let me be
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Cause when I run out of chewin' know I'm on

the road to ruin
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Yes that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

[Verse 3]
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I can go without a lot of things like sweet
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potatoes and butter beans
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And you know if wouldn't really bother me at all
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I can go without coffee for a couple of days
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but if you take my s'noose away
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I'll be climbing like the spider up the wall

[Chorus]
F          B
I'm a Copenhagen junkie there's a big ol'
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hairy monkey on my back
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And he just won't let me be
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Cause when I run out of chewin' know I'm on

the road to ruin
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Yes that Copenhagen's got a hold on me

[Verse 4]
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Well I even tried to quit one time my knees
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got weak I sorta went blind
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And my mellow disposition headed south
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And I started eating like a big fat hog got
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wild got mean like a rabid dog and
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Start frothin' and foamin' at the mouth

[Chorus]
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Can I help you sir ah yeah do you got any Copenhagen

No Sir I'm afraid we're all out AHHHHH!!

[Chorus]
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Ah Copenhagen it makes me feel so good