Too Pooped To Pop

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[Verse 1]
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Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen
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He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king
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He cha-chas when the band is playin' rock and roll
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He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold.

[Chorus]
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Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul
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Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll
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And every time his feet get to go in one way
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Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray.

[Verse 2]
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Chicks told Casey, You better move man,
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This is only a one night stand
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Casey wasn't in time but he was dancin' awhile
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Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style.

[Chorus]
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Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul
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Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll
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And every time his feet get to go in one way
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Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray.

[Sax Solo]
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[Chorus]
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Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul
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Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll
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And every time his feet get to go in one way
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Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray.

[Verse 3]
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Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
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This might have been fine back in '22
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Now, I'm gonna give you fellows just a little tip
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If you wanna keep your girl you'd better get hip

[Out-Chorus]
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Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
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You hips are gettin' weaker when you'll try to do the stroll
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And every time your feet gettin' to go in one way
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Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray.
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