Wish You Were Gay

D
Picture this, you and me in the morning
Em
Kissing over the coffee you're pouring
G
It could be like that every day
Gm
Hate it that I wish you were -

D
Hoping that I'm a better replacement
Em
With the guys that you're always out chasing
G
Or should I accept things I can't change?
Gm
Hate it that I wish you were -


[Chorus]
                D                     Em
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
             G
Call me your babe instead of your homie
                   D   Em
Don't know what to say
                    G      Gm
But I wish you were gay

                D                  Em
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
          G
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
                  D         Em
And I know you're straight
                    G      Gm
But I wish you were gay


[Verse 2]
D
Now I see you get off of the subway
Em
Haven't seen you in months but it's okay
G
I'd forgotten but I feel the same
Gm
Hate that I still wish you were -

D
You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk
Em
With your boyfriend, he's drowning my ear off
G
So I lie and I say I can't stay
Gm
Hate it I still wish you were -


[Chorus]
                D                     Em
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
             G
Call me your babe instead of your homie
                   D     Em
Don't know what to say
                    G     Gm
But I wish you were gay

                D                  Em
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
          G
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
                  D         Em
And I know you're straight
                    G     Gm
But I wish you were gay


[Bridge]
D       G  D
We'd be so good
D       G   D
Give me one look
Bm
I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt
F#
The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse


[Instrumental]
D  Em  G    x2


[Chorus]
                D                     Em
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
             G
Call me your babe instead of your homie
                   D     Em
Don't know what to say
                    G     Gm
But I wish you were gay

                D                   Em
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
          G
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
                  D         Em
And I know you're straight
                    G     Gm
But I wish you were gay


[Outro]
D                 Em             G
I won't trade for roses for your heart
D               Em          G
I won't wait forever in the dark