Shes Got A Butt Bigger Than The Beatles

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She cooks with lard      Loves hot food bars
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A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins
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Can't get enough eats till she's stuffed
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Go's to the bath room and she comes back again
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She thinks she looks just like Madonna
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When she runs her greasy fingers through her bleach blond hair
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Most sometimes she'll place another order
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And lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair

Chorus:
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
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 Eatin me outta house and home
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    Her booty size well it outta be illegal
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 She has a hard time sittin on the throne
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 Hamburgers, Hotdogs
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 Cheese fries, and Coldslaw
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 A dozen bear claws yum, yum, yum

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Loves sausage links, hates diet drinks



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Takes up both seats in a two seater car
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Her doctor said, lay off the bread
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But he didn't say nothing bout a Snickers bar
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She drinks sweet milk by the gallon
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And shed never eat a salad or a Lean Cuisine
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And she'll lay spread out on the hammock
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After she's done her damage at Dairy Queen

Chorus:

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No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame
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Down at Jennie Craigs
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'Cause when she eats em' out at the Waffle House
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They'll bring in more ham and eggs