Where Girls Learn To Piss On Command

E|------------|    
B|------------|    
G|------------|    
D|------------|    
A|-3/5-5------|    
E|-1/3-3-0----| X2 
      . .          

Riff 1
E|---------------------|    
B|---------------------|    
G|---------------------|    
D|---------------------|    
A|-5-5---7-5-4---4-----|    
E|-3-3-0-5-3-2-0h2-----| X8 
  . . .   . .               

Riff 2 x19

The first time it is played like this:
E|-----------------------------|   
B|-----------------------------|   
G|-----------------------------|   
D|-----------------------------|   
A|3/5-5---3-*pa| use*------------| 
E|1/3-3-0-1--------------------|   
     . .                           

Riff 1 X8

Riff 3
E|-----------------------------|    
B|-----------------------------|    
G|-----------------------------|    
D|-----------------------------|    
A|6---5---6--------------------|    
E|4p0-3p0-4p0-0-0--------------| X9 
             . .                    
Riff 2 X2

Riff 1 X8

Riff 3 X9

End the last riff 3 with this:
E|--------------| 
B|--------------| 
G|--------------| 
D|--------------| 

|-5-*let ring*-|
E|-3------------| 

Riff 2 X16

End with:
E|----| 
B|----| 
G|----| 
D|----| 
A|-2--| 
E|-0--|