Youre The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tires.
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 And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.

[Chorus]
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You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'.
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Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',
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but I love you just the same.


[Verse 2]
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You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop.
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And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.


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You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'.
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Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',
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but I love you just the same.

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I guess that we won't ever have everything we need,
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‘cause when we get "ahead", it's got another mouth to feed.
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[Verse 3]
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And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.
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And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.

[Chorus]
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You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'.
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Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',
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but I love you just the same.

[Outro Conversation]
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Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave
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And put on a clean pair of pants?
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But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out
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Of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of tha
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Housecoat before supper.
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Ha, well, let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything
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That I went through today, I look like a movie star.
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Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.
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Thankyee.
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Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway.
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Oh they did, huh? What about’s the ones that's bald?
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Ha ha ha, well, I guess you could say they take after me…..