Gay Eskimo

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I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know,
          C           G      Am     F
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.

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I go out seal hunting with my best friend, Tarka,
     Am                     F
But all i wanna do is get into his parka.
        C              G     Am     F
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.

       C                           G
Well, me and Nukflukchuckbuck, we both like flowers,
    Am                        F
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber.
         C          G        Am     F
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.

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I make a wish on the northern lights,
     Am                               F
That i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
         C          G        Am     F
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.      And the seals thay sing now


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(Seals singing)
       C                       G
These cold winter nights are taking their toll.
    Am                     F
I even get excited when I see the North Pole,

See the North Pole.

         C           G           Am         F
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know.
         C           G       Am    F
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.



Like the Proclaimers would sing it


         C           G           Am         F
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know.
         C           G       Am    F
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.


Like Bob Dylan


         C           G           Am         F
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know.
         C           G       Am    F
I'm the only gay...         eskimo


Like Ric Ocasek from The Cars


         C           G                            Am         F
I'm the only gay eskimo, (0h oh, oh oh)   I'm the only one I know.
         C           G           Am         F
I'm the only gay eskimo. And she used to be mine ine ine ine ine



Like Oasis


         C           G
I'm the only gay eskimo, (fighting...)



Like Van Morrison

         C                G           Am         F
I'm the only gay eskimo, I have seen it coming out of the street and (mumbling...)
         C           G              Am              F
Jesus Christ fits in the somehow as well... and the crack was good



         C           G           Am         F
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know.
         C           G                  F
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.