Wholl Take The Ball From Maggie Thatcher

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What a friend we have in Maggie
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She has proved she really cares
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She is our strength and our salvation
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She's the answer to our prayers

[Chorus]
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Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
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Kick it in another goal
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Cause there's plenty time for playing football
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When you're living on the dole

[Verse 1]
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There’s a team in the south they call the tories
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For years they have led Division 1
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In the face of heavy competition
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They haven’t lost their winning run
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Although they’ve dropped some midfield men fae Scotland
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It has nay upset their strategies
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Cause the punters showed a healthy rate of interest
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When they buy shares in their companies

[Chorus]
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Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
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Kick it in another goal
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Cause there's plenty time for playing football
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When you're living on the dole

[Verse 2]
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Now the tories beat the opposition
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The opposition did nay show much sense
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Cause they mainly play the ball up tay the left-wing
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And they can be suspect in defence
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And they had a bit o trouble with their strikers
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Who thought they should have a bigger fee
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And they chased away a lot of their supporters
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When they showed a militant tendency

[Chorus]
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Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
 G                  D
Kick it in another goal
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Cause there's plenty time for playing football
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When you're living on the dole

[Chorus]
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Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
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Kick it in another goal
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Cause there's plenty time for playing football
  G        D            G
When you're living on the dole

[Verse 3]
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There’s a sad side facing relegation
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Though the top of the league had been their dream
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They tried almost every combination
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Even transfers fae another team
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They even took the field and played two captains
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Who thought they were really on the ball
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Just to find when they heard the final whistle
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They had only gone and ballsed it all

[Chorus]
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Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
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Kick it in another goal
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Cause there's plenty time for playing football
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When you're living on the dole

[Verse 4]
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There's a cry fae the terraces of Hamden,
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When they show the re-run of the game,
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If the scots had played a different set of tactics,
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The score would no have been the same
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The Tories say they've put the Great back in Great Britain,
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If that helps us, we’ll have to wait and see
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But they might have put the Scot back into Scotland,
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If Scotland had supported SNP

[Chorus]
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Who'll take the ball from Maggie Thatcher?
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Kick it in another goal
                G                        C
Cause there's plenty time for playing football
  G        D            G
When you're living on the dole