Pedestrian At Best

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I love you, I hate you, I'm on the fence, it all depends
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Whether I'm up or down, I'm on the mend, transcending all reality
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I like you, despise you, admire you
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What are we gonna do when everything all falls through?
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I must confess, I've made a mess of what should be a small success
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But I digress, at least I've tried my very best, I guess
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This, that, the other, why even bother?
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It won't be with me on my deathbed, but I'll still be in your head

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you
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Give me all your money, and I'll make some origami, honey
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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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It's scratched and drifting, I've become attached to the idea
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It's all a shifting dream, bittersweet philosophy
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I've got no idea how I even got here
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I'm resentful, I'm having an existential time crisis
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Want bliss, daylight savings won't fix this mess
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Under-worked and over-sexed, I must express my disinterest
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The rats are back inside my head, what would Freud have said?

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you
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Give me all your money, and I'll make some origami, honey
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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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I wanna wash out my head with turpentine, cyanide
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I decide this internal diatribe
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When I try to catch you right, I hate seeing you cry
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In the kitchen, I don't know why it affects me like this
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When you're not even mine to consider
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Erroneous, harmonious, I'm hardly sanctimonious
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Dirty clothes, I suppose we all outgrow ourselves
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I'm a fake, I'm a phony, I'm awake, I'm alone
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I'm homely, I'm a Scorpio

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Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
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Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you
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Give me all your money, and I'll make some origami, honey
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I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny

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