Im Outlived By That Thing

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G       C                   Am      F
I threw out a stupid common paperweight
G            C
And it went out into the country
Dm             Am                          G      G
To a place where other solid objects lie around
D               Bm                    G               Em
Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there
D           Bm                   G        A
And when I die, it will still be somewhere

=== CHORUS ===

A         Bm             G           D                    F
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
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G            C                   Am      F
A man once took a very famous photograph
G            C
Went in books and even lectures
Dm             Am                          G      G
Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness
D               Bm                    G               Em
Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub
D           Bm                   G        A
He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub


=== CHORUS ===

A         Bm             G           D                    F
Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
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G            C                   Am      F
Scientists have recently just found out
G            C
About a fish they didn't know of
Dm             Am                          G      G
That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
D               Bm                    G               Em
It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while
D           Bm                   G        A
Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles

=== CHORUS ===
A         Bm             G           D                    F
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that