I'm The Villain In My Own Story

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I try to be good to others
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Treat my fellow men like brothers and sisters
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That’s the story I’m the hero in
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So how come I can’t zero in
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On why this song sounds so sinister?

Oh my God

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I’m the villain in my own story
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I’m the witch in my own tale
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Though I insist I’m the protagonist
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It’s clear that my soul is up for sale

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I’m the villain in my own story
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The bad guy in my TV show
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I’m the “who” in the “whodunit”
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When I go to hell I’ll run it
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As Satan’s CFO

He needs someone to do the books

Actually, I shouldn’t do that

I’m terrible with money

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But wait, how am I a villain?
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I give annually to UNICEF
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And just last week
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I helped a lady cross the street
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Who was super old and deaf

Wait, where am I?

Ah, a bird!

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I'm the villain in my own story
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I’m the bitch in the corner of the poster
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I’m the figure in the doorway
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Or the Kraken up in Norway
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God who is this song’s composer?

It’s like ridiculously sinister—like redunkuously sinister

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I’m the villain in my own story
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My actions have gone way too far
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I told myself that I was Jasmine
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But I realize now I’m Jafar
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We’re told love conquers all
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But that only applies to the hero
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Is the enemy what I’m meant to be?
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Is being the villain my destiny?