Women Gotta Stick Together

C
Women gotta stick together
G7
Each and every day
Dm                G7
Women gotta stick together
Gm7               C7
In each and every way

F
Females helping females
Em7              A7
For the greater good
Dm                G
Sisters helpin' sisters
Dm              G    C
That’s called sisterhood!

F               C
Women have the power
G                     C
The power to make a change
F                                C
Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows
G                             C
And those jeans should be exchanged

You really need a size up!

Em                   Am
Some girls are born tall and thin
Em                   Am
And some are short and fat
Dm
This girl smells like sausages
G
But there's nothing wrong with that!

C
Women gotta stick together
G7
All across this land
Dm                 G7
Except Denise Martinez
Gm7                  C7
That bitch I cannot stand
C7
Oh, hey, Denise!
C7
Hey, girl!

F
Females helpin' females
Em7                                   A7
Like this girl here with the blotchy face
Dm                               G
She banged her best friend's boyfriend
                           Dm         G     C
In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place
C
What?
C
Oh, you didn’t know?

F                          C
So let’s all spread this message
Dm                      C
Like Caitlin spreads disease
F                           C
'Cause a change is coming faster
Dm                         G
Than Ashley drops to her knees

F                              C
Together we can clear these hurdles
Dm                                     C
Except Marissa 'cause she’s four-foot-eight
F                     C
We can climb every mountain
Dm                                G
If the rope can support Haley’s weight

D
Women gotta stick together
A
Do everything we can
                Em                       A
So if some weird troll named Rebecca moves here from New York and is all up on my boyfriend

I’m gonna
Am                  D
Lend her a helping hand!

G
Women gotta stick together
F#m                       B
And tell each other the truth—
Em                            A
The truth is you're all fat sluts
     Em7            A    D
And that's called sisterhood