The President Song

D  G A           D         G   A             D
If I   were president......I'd make you understand
G                  A                D            A/C#          G/B     E7
No more questions, no more lies I'd tell you the truth lookin' in your eyes.
   G A           D
If I   were president.

[Verse 1]
     G         A            D     A/C#          G/B  A
Well first and foremost son Jesus Christ is the only one.
G                  A             D
Your gonna talk to when your day begins.
          G                    A
I'm gonna pass a law that says everyday
          D        A/C#    G/B       A
You gotta get down on your knees and Pray
G                 A              D
Thank the man for dyin' for your sins.

[Chorus]
   G A           D        G   A             D
If I   were president.... I'd make you understand
G            A             D      A/C#     G/B   A
Jesus is the man. He's the reason that you stand.
   G A           D
If I   were president.

Instumental:
G  A   D  A/C#  G/B  A     G A D   (2 times)

[Verse 2]
           G                A               D       A/C#   G/B   A
Were gonna put the word out on the street.  No more Washington D.C.
G                   A               D
I'm gonna make this country big and strong
G              A                  D   A/C#     G/B   A
No more payin' of your taxes, the capital's in Pampa Texas.
           G            A              D
That's the only place a house that big belongs.

[Chorus]
   G A           D            G           A                 D
If I   were president.....the blue collar man won't get the shaft
     G              A           D     A/C#       G/B      A
Well no one's gonna laugh, when Jerry Jeff is my Chief of Staff.
   G A           D
If I   were President.

[Instumental]
G  A   D  A/C#  G/B  A     G A D   (2 times)

[Verse 3]
         G              A
Well you Iraqi boys you must be nuts
     D           A/C#  G/B         A
Your diggin' yourself  deeper in a rut.
G              A                 D
I gotta way to end your problems soon.
            G               A
We're gonna bring home everyone of our boys
D            A/C#    G/B     A       G              A               D
Pull out our biggest baddest toy and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.

[Chorus]
   G A           D        G              A       D
If I   were president.....no one's gonna push us around.
      G              A                  D          A/C#    G/B    A
If you threaten us or put us down, we'll burn their country to the ground.
   G A           D
If I   were president.

[Instumental]
G  A   D  A/C#  G/B  A     G A D   (2 times)

[Verse 4]
       G               A
Well I got one for you Saddam Hessein
      D    A/C#         G/B  A
We'll resurrect General John Wayne
    G              A           D
and put together a very simple plan.
          G                      A
We'll put down our nukes and put down our guns
    D           A/C#         G/B    A
and you and the duke will be one on one.
          G                A             D
and he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.

[Chorus]
   G A           D           G A           D
If I   were president.....If I   were president.
       G                 A        D         A/C#  G/B      A
If you don't like Willie Nelson.  You gotta go to prison.
   G A           D
If I   were president.
   G                  A
So cast your vote and make it me
    D    A/C#    G/B     A         G A           D     A  D
and if I win the beer is free.  If I   were president.