Handbong

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[Intro]
E D A
E D A

[Verse 1]
E      D             A
Bro, I haven't had a handbong in ages.
E         D          A
We should totally do one.
E             D                   A
Handbongs are sweet, if you don't like them get out my house.
E D    A
I love handbongs.

[Verse 2]
E      D             A
Bro, I haven't had a handjob in ages.
E         D           A
We should totally get one.
       E              D         A
But, I don't have any money and drunk girls they don't like me.
E     D                 A
Maybe you could give me one.

[Chorus]
E                        D
Bro, be a bro. Could you please touch my dick?
      A
We'll do a load of handbongs and you can touch my dick.
E                        D
Bro, be a bro. Could you please touch my dick?
A*
I thought you were my bro.