Cpr

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Um, dois, três, quatro

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[Verse 1]
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No quick head in my bed, I can't have that
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I want that long neck, not talking giraffe neck
  G                            F
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
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I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
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Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
   G                   F
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
  G                         F
Peddle in this pussy, that's how you rock a boat
 G                                 F
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
  G
In the sheets I am a bully
  F
Give more head than a hoodie
  G                          F
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
  G                                F
Sit on yo' face all day until you say, "Bae it hurt me"
   G
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's


[Chorus]
  G
Yo' dick brick hard like a medal (Uhh)

I got three holes for it like a pretzel (Uhmm)

Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous (Tight)
  Ab
I'm here to serve you customer service (Right?)
    Gm
I save dick by giving it CPR
    G
I save dick by giving it CPR (Yes)

Put my mouth on it like CPR

Let's make porn and watch it on VCR


[Verse 2]
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I think we should fuck up in every zip code
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It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl (Wet)
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Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet (Pet)
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I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet (Pet)
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Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
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Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
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Yo' banana in my mouth, watch my tongue go ape
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Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
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When I'm near it, no I don't fear it
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Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
    G                       F
Today way wetter than my past slob
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And if you unemployed I can give you a ass job
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Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
   G                          F
Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisonin’
   G                       F
That's how you know when you hit the spot
  G
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc


[Chorus]
  G
Yo' dick brick hard like a medal (Uhh)

I got three holes for it like a pretzel (Uhmm)

Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous (Tight)
    Ab
I'm here to serve you customer service (Right)
     Gm
I save dick by giving it CPR
     G
I save dick by giving it CPR (Yes)

Put my mouth on it like CPR

Let's make porn and watch it on VCR


[Verse 3]
    G               F
Anything goes when you up in my hole
    G                            F
Dirty panties from the sex, yeah I got me some loads
    G                    F
Listen, I'm the most explicit
         G                       F
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
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Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
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I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
   G                             F
I'm talking barbecue sauce and mustard on it
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And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
   G                           F
Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout the shit
   G                               F
Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit
   G                         F
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
   G                                F
So when I suck yo' dick now I use bobby pins
   G                                    F
Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?
  G                                  F
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
  G                               F
And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
   G
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her

Let's get it


[Bridge]

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  G
A little faster
 G
A little more
   G
Right there

Give it to me now
   B
(Uh uh uh uh uh uh)