Elephant

          E               G#m
This has got to die, this has got to stop
          F#m                   Am
This has got to lie down, with someone else on top
     E                 G#m
You can keep me pinned, it’s easier to tease
               F#m               Am
But you can't paint an elephant quite as good as she


      E       C#m            F#m      Am
And she may cry like a baby And she may drive me crazy
   E     A   F#m    B
Cause I am lately Lonely


         E                    G#m
So why’d you have to lie? I take it I'm your crotch
             F#m                Am
The pillow in your pillow case is easier to touch
                 E                  G#m
And then you think you've sinned, as you fall upon your knees
          F#m                    Am
Living in your picture, still forget the breeze


       E      C#m
And she may rise if I sing you down
      F#m     Am
And she may wisely cling to the ground
   E    A    F#m   B
Cause I am lately horny
 E       A     F#m   B
So why would she take me horny?


F#m                   Am
   What's the point of this song? Or even singing?
F#m            B
   You've already gone, why am I clinging?
F#m                            B
   Well I could throw it out, and I could live without
   And I could do it all for you I could be strong
C#m                 B
Tell me if you want me to lie


          E                   G#m
'Cause this has got to die, this has got to stop
          F#m                      Am
This has got to lie down, down with someone else on top
       E                        G#m
You can both keep me pinned, ‘cause it's easier to tease
              F#m           Am
But you can't make me happy quite as good as me

Well you know that’s a lie