The Professor & La Fille Danse

                     E
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
            E/Eb
Cause she's only just gone
C#m                A
Here's to another relationship
            A                Abm
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
A                            B
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
  E                             E/Eb
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
C#m
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
        A                  Abm
And an overcast play just taken away
A                               B
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage yeah
A
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
        B
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
A
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
        B
And the dick left inside only half understood her
A
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
     B
What make the animal run, run away yeah
A
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
     B
And what shakes the elephant now

And what makes a man?

           A            B
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
             A    B       E
No I don't know you any more

No, no, no, no...

             E
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
            E/Eb
'Cause shes only just gone
C#m
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
        A           Abm
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
A                            B
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
  E                             E/Eb
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
C#m
Well closer to god is the one who's in love
   A                    Abm
And I walk away cause I can
A                               B
Too many options may kill a man
A
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
        B
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
A
Loving is good if it's not understood
        B
Yeah, but I'm the professor and feel that I should know
A
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
     B
What make the animal run, run away and
A
What makes him tick apart from him prick
     B
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick
           A            B            C#m           (C#m-B-A)
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
           A    B      E
Hell I don't know you any more
A     E
No, no, no no...

                     E
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
            E/Eb
Cause she's only just gone
C#m
Here's to another relationship
        A           Abm
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
A                            B
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese

                     E
La fille danse
            E/Eb
Quand elle joue avec moi
C#m
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
        A           Abm
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
A
Quand on est ensemble
B
Mettre les mots
E
Sur la petite dodo
E B A E