A Dog From Hell And His Good Advice

                    Cm
Welcome to Hell
                     Bb
Now buy me a drink
                        Fm
You better get comfortable
                                   Cm
It's going to be a few days

                                   Cm
First Jonah got swallowed
                            Bb
Then Jonah got spit
                                   Fm
'Cause Jonah had an ego
                               Cm
Until Jonah took a dip
Bb                 Fm G                      (Silent)
But if you're gonna try go all the way

C
This could mean losing
Bd
Again and again
F
Wives and girlfriends
C
And sleeping on a park bench
C
Ridicule and mockery
Bd
Isolation is a gift
F                                          C
All the others are a test of your endurance

G
And despite rejections
F F G
and the worst of odds
F F G
it will be better than
F F G
anything else (you can imagine)

C             G                               Am        F
And the nights will flame with fire
C             G                               Am        F
Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it
C             G                               Am        F
Riding life straight to perfect laughter
Dm                                               F
It's still the only good fight there is
F
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Dm                       G                        C
If you're gonna try go all the way.

   C                                              Bb
I suppose like others I've come through
                                           F                                                   
fire and sword Head on crashes, drunk at sea, and love gone wrong
  C

C
Some people never go crazy
Bd
What horrible lives they must lead
            F                                                       C
There's boring damn people all over the Earth

G
Oh what a circus,
F F G
we're all gonna die
F F G
That alone should make us
F F G
love each other, But it don't.

C             G                               Am        F
And the nights will flame with fire.
C             G                               Am        F
Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it
C             G                               Am        F
Riding life straight to perfect laughter
Dm                                               F
It's still the only good fight there is
F
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Dm                       G                        C
If you're gonna try go all the way.

[Bridge]
Dm F Am G Dm F Am G
Dm F Am G Dm F Am G

Dm                       F                Am                                      G
We're here to unlearn the teachings of the church and state.
Dm                            F                                   G
We're here to drink beer, we're here to kill war
Dm                   F
We're here to laugh at the odds
Am                             G
And live our lives so well
Dm                       F                    G
that death will tremble to take us
G
Oh Tremble to take us
G
Oh tremble to take us
G
Oh tremble to take

C                                            Bb
Things get bad for all of us almost constantly
F                                                                                C
But what we do with that constant stress reveals who we are
C
Too often I hear people complain
Bb
They've done nothing with their lives
F                                                                    C
And wait for someone to tell them it isn't so

G
To fight for each minute
F F G
is to fight for what's possible
F F G
So your life and your death
F F G
will not be like theirs
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

C             G                               Am        F
And the nights will flame with fire.
C             G                               Am        F
Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it
C             G                               Am        F
Riding life straight to perfect laughter
Dm                                               F
It's still the only good fight there is


C             G                               Am        F
And the nights will flame with fire.
C             G                               Am        F
Alone with the Gods there's no feeling like it
C             G                               Am        F
Riding life straight to perfect laughter
Dm                                               F
It's still the only good fight there is
F
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Dm                                               F
It's still the only good fight there is
Dm                   G                     C     Am
If you're gonna try go all the way
Dm                    G                     C      G C
If you're gonna try go all the way