History Of The World Part One

G               Eb              F               F
I just hit the ground, boy, have I arrived?
Tell the dinosaurs, they just won't survive
Eb              Bb              F               F
So I fell, and you just laughed, you think that I can't stand
To see me trip this way, you think I'm second hand

G               Eb              F               F
I have seen it all, she's the only one
She belongs to me, I'm the lonely one
Eb             Bb                 F               F
Counting sheep and swatting flies, you think there's no more left
Talk is cheap, how many lies sustain a single breath?

G               Bb          Eb                 Bb
Adam Chance and Zorro      Take them with a pinch of salt
Sad about tomorrow         Sorry, but it's not my fault

F                              G
While they were shooting at the moon
Eb                          Bb
Somebody croaked and no one heard
F                 G
What's a sin or two
Eb                    F          F         F        F
In the history of the world

G                Eb                  F             F
Someone said to me, "Why d'ya play so loud?"
What do you want from me, you corrupt the crowd
Eb               Bb                        F                F
Miles of print you'd think, we'd thought of nothing else
There's more important things than ink and decibels

G                Bb             Eb                 Bb
Leave it to tomorrow           Corporal Clott and Stalingrad
They're the ones to follow     They're the ones that make me glad

F                         G
Nobody alive and no one left
Eb                        Bb
Nobody cares or ain't you heard
F                         G
Looks like I'll take my dying breath
Eb                     F           F       F     F      F      F      F       F
In the history of the world

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The history of the world, part one

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