There's a man in a blue plaid shirt come knockin'
I don't know what he's come here for
But I know it probably isn't gonna hurt anybody
If I don't get up and answer the door
No, I believe I'll stay here on the floor
I'm gonna stand by my girl, don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl, because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't
I never shoulda messed up
Shoulda gone ahead and fessed up
I'm gonna look good all dressed up
For my own funeral
I'm sure she'll look beautiful
I'm gonna stand by my girl, don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl, because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't
I love girl with fire in her eyes
That's what I used to say
But now I've come to realize
If I wanna live another day
I can't be livin' that way
I'm gonna stand by my girl, don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl, because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't