The Hottest Christmas Eve Ever

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[Verse 1]
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Christmas Eve, the first one, in the house we bought last spring
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Your joke was it was just like me a "fixer-upper"
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So we spent half the summer fixing every little thing
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And the other half in our new bedroom under covers


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And when the weather turned we fired up the big old furnace
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In the basement, and we stood and watched it coughing


[Verse 2]
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Frozen nights, that heater never did make too much heat
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And this afternoon it died and went to furnace heaven


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We midwesterners love talking 'bout the weather
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This year's temperatures been breaking all the records
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Our pipes are gonna freeze, but you're here kissing me
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This is gonna be the hottest Christmas Eve ever


[Verse 3]
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House is freezing cold and I'm on hold with AquaCity
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But it looks like they can't make it out until tomorrow
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And in the Christmas darkness, all the neighbors' lights are burning
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Every chimney with a little smoke rising from it


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And every morning on the news they talk about the climate
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And its changes and what are we gonna do about it


[Verse 4]
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Well we got blankets by the fire, the finest discount wine
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And in your arms it's feeling just as warm as California


[Chorus]
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We midwesterners love talking 'bout the weather
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This year's temperatures been breaking all the records
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Our pipes are gonna freeze, but you're here kissing me
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This is gonna be the hottest Christmas Eve ever


[Chorus]
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People everywhere love talking 'bout the weather
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This year's temperatures been breaking all the records
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Our pipes are gonna freeze, but you're here kissing me
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This is gonna be the hottest Christmas Eve ever


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This is gonna be the hottest Christmas Eve ever