Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

        E
And Today
                  C                      D                       A
If you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
           E
You're insane
              C                      D                         A
And you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say
      E
In a way
         C                           D                              A
I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
           E
With your pain
              C
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because


[Chorus]

 D               A  E
Heroin is so passe-e
 C         D     A  E
Heroin is so passe-e
 C         D     A  E  C
Heroin is so passe-e-ee
  D  A
Aaaaah....


[Verse]

       A
So passe
       E
Now-A-day
            C                                  D                     A
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
          E
I could say
                    C                            D                          A
Shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
       E
In a way
         C                           D                            A
I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
           E
With your pain
              C
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because


[Chorus]

 D               A  E
Heroin is so passe-e
 C         D     A  E
Heroin is so passe-e
 C         D     A  E  C
Heroin is so passe-e-ee
  D   A   E   C
Aaaa-ahh-ahh-ahh....
  D   A   E   C
Aaaa-ahh-ahh-ahh....
  D   A
Aaaaah....


[Instrumental]

A     E     C     D       x3
A     E     C


[Chorus]

 D               A  E
Heroin is so passe-e
 C         D     A  E
Heroin is so passe-e
 C         D     A  E  C
Heroin is so passe-e-ee
  D   A   E   C
Aaaa-ahh-ahh-ahh....
  D   A   E   C
Aaaa-ahh-ahh-ahh....
  D   A   E   C
Heeey-eey-eey-eey--------
  D
Heeey-----
 A
Heeey