Slime

Cm

[Verse]
                  Cm
The man is in the house

We 'bout to shut it down
             Cm
Every time I step up in this club

I make it bounce

                       Cm
Don't fuck with small amounts

I buy it by the pound
                    Cm
And when we pullin' up

Boy, that Lambo makin' sound (skrt, skrt, skrt)

                      Cm
Got that Rollie on my wrist

You know I had to flex
                     Cm
And I got those twin chains

Ice climbers on my neck (oh, oh)

                     Cm
Now your girl want a drink

It's cool, I got the check
                 Cm
I throw a couple bands

Now she showing me respect (now she showing me respect)

[Pre-Chorus]
Cm
 She wanna know where I get this money

How I ball so hard
Cm
 She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope-ass cars

                      Cm
She said, "Are you an actor, or a model?"

I get the waitress and we pop some more bottles

          Cm
She keeps asking (uh) won't let it go (okay)

Looks like I really have to let this girl know

[Chorus]
                  Cm
I told her I make slime (slime, slime, sli-sli-slime)

Candy DIYs, post that shit on YouTube
                             Cm
Children can't believe their eyes (eyes, eyes, e-e-eyes)

Yelling loud as shit, got that family friendly content
                  Cm
I don't get demonetized


[Verse 2]
Cm                                  Cm
  She was understandably put off by that
                                        Cm
'Til I showed her my million subscriber plaque

                              Cm
Now I'm feeling like David Dobrik
                                                         Cm
'Cause I got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back

                                           Cm
Next thing you know now we drinking at the crib
                                          Cm
It ain't too long 'til I got shawty in my bed

                                                 Cm
Slip into something more comfortable and now I'm back
                                         Cm
And she's looking at my YouTube channel (wait don't do that)

[Pre-Chorus]
Cm
 She wanna know where I get this money

How I ball so hard
Cm
 She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope-ass cars

                      Cm
She's checking out my videos, she sees me yelling
          Cm
I'm going crazy 'bout the merch that I'm selling
        Cm
Now I'm dabbing and eating spicy foods
        Cm
I can't tell if she's impressed or disgusted

[Chorus]
                          Cm
But she's checking out my slime (slime, slime, sli-sli-slime)

Lifehack DIYs, post that shit on YouTube
                             Cm
Children can't believe their eyes (eyes, eyes, e-e-eyes)

Yelling loud as shit, got that family friendly content
                  Fm      Cm
I don't get demonetized

                  Fm      Cm
I don't get demonetized

[Outro]
Fm
  There is nary a doubt
Cm
  I am the slime king
Fm
  But I feel so alone
Cm
  Will you be my slime queen?

Fm                              Eb
 I can't tell you how long I've searched
                             Fm
I won't even make you buy my merch
                        Cm
Unless you wanna buy my merch
                       Fm
You're totally free to do so


  It is soft as hell
Eb
  But it only comes in youth sizes
Fm
  And there's no refunds
Cm
  No refunds