Spend Christmas Day With Me

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Spend Christmas Day with me
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Of all the places in the world you choose to be
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If you're here early we'll go out and find a tree
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I'm sharpening the axe
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We'll drag it home behind us for to cover up our tracks

(Less free)
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Spend Christmas Day with me
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What else would you do, there couldn't possibly
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Be anything worth watching on TV
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You know there never is
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Just children's choirs
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And candle fires
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And other Yuletide fizz

(Interlude - Verse Chords)
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I've never seen snow
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This side of Celsius is all I'll ever know
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We're just happy for the slightest breeze to blow
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And wind up teeth a-chatter
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Everyone's drunk by 12 O'Clock, by then it doesn't matter

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Complete my confusion
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In the Shopping Centre
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I'll meet you at the Santa
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And we'll run
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And point our Ray-Guns at the Pagans

(Verse Chords)
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Spend Christmas Day with me
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Now that you're far from home and living family
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Maybe it's just as you imagined it to be
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You ever needed proof
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These paper walls could never hold the reindeer on the roof
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Spend Christmas Day with me
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Spend Christmas Day with me
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Spend Christmas Day with me