Shitmachine

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[Hook: Jesse]
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Whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh
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Whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh


[Verse 1: Jesse & Whitney]
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What's the next city? What's the next song?
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What's the next thing that'll go terribly wrong?
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Well I don't care, no one ever made it anywhere without some scars
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We're making stories, we're making friends
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We're making good times, we’ll trade in our last chips
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‘Cause soon the sun will set…   better live it up while we can


[Chorus]
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This is a shit-show, it’s a disaster
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But it's everything I’ve ever wanted
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And I wouldn’t trade it for the world
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And I wouldn’t trade it for the world

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All my friends are dirtbags
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My friends are assholes
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But I love them just the way they are
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You know I wouldn’t change a thing
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You know I wouldn't change a thing


[Hook: Jesse]
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Whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh
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Whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh


(Bridge: Jesse & Whitney)
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We’ll drive this goddamn van into the ground
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Keep on chasing the horizon
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Show no signs of slowing down
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Until the engine blows up
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Or we run out of gas
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Then we’ll pick up some booze and get drunk off our asses
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It seems that drinking's the solution to everything else


[Chorus]
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This is a shit-show, it’s a disaster
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But it's everything I’ve ever wanted
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And I wouldn’t trade it for the world
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And I wouldn’t trade it for the world

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All my friends are dirtbags
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My friends are assholes
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But I love them just the way they are
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You know I wouldn’t change a thing
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You know I wouldn't change a thing


[Hook: Jesse]
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Whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh
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Whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh


[Bridge: Jesse]
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From the East coast to West coast to third coast and on
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Before you even realize that we’ve shown up, we're gone
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Leaving dozens of empty bottles and smiles in our wake
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Flying down the interstate screaming life is a game


[Verse 2: Jesse and Whitney]
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Flail it til you nail it
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You don’t got pitch, that’s fine   what we got we’ll share it
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Because you can't take life so serious all the time
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WAKE UP AND PA Y BEYOND THE FENCE!


[Chorus]
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This is a shit-show, it’s a disaster
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But it's everything I’ve ever wanted
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And I wouldn’t trade it for the world
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And I wouldn’t trade it for the world

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All my friends are dirtbags
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My friends are assholes
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But I love them just the way they are
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You know I wouldn’t change a thing
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You know I wouldn't change a thing


[Interlude]
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[Chorus]
          G                    Em
This is a shit-show, it’s a disaster
         C
But it's everything I’ve ever wanted
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And I wouldn’t trade it for the world
Em                              C
And I wouldn’t trade it for the world

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All my friends are dirtbags
               Em
My friends are assholes
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But I love them just the way they are
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You know I wouldn’t change a thing
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You know I wouldn't change a thing