The Continuing Misadventures Of Generation X Superhero Slackerman

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     The Continuing Misadventures Of Generation X Superhero, Slackerman - Diesel Boy
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Tabbed by: Tony B

Tuning: Standard

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VERSE:

         C         F               C            F
From the Bowery to Brighton you've all heard my call


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I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls


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My name is Slackerman, superhero for the masses


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I'm trying to rid society from the rich upper classes


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I've got sideburns like Elvis and a shaggy goatee


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I was born in seventy-three


VERSE 2:

     C              F         C              F
Most superheros fly high, but me, I'd rather skate


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Both parents are lawyers, divorced when I was eight


   C             F         C              F
My wallets got a chain and superpowers to boot


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I'll lasso you like a cowboy then I'll die your hair blue


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I'm studying psych at the local JC


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cuz I don't really know what to be


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VERSE 3:

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My partner in slackdom is a chick named Danielle


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I met her at the drive thru of a taco bell


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She drives her mom's green Volvo, bag of tricks on her back


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She wears her hair short, wears her Doc Martens black


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With her Maybelline lips and her Catholic school skirt


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She'll leave bankers with nothing but dirt


VERSE 4:

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Its a thankless job being a hero and all


    C          F        A         G
But I've gotta do it or GenX will fall


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Yuppies and Boomers get outta my way


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Cuz I'm taking over and I start today


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I've got sideburns like Elvis and a shaggy goatee


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I was born in seventy-three


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I'm studying psych at the local JC


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cuz I don't really know what to be


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I am the twenty-something hero of the world

    F    G             C
and I am here for your mocha