Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

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You've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose
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But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told
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Well, you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard nothin' yet
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About that crazy Christmas that the North pole can't forget

[Verse 1]
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Rudolph was under the weather he had to call in sick
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So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks
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He said Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck
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Leroy said Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck

[Verse 2]
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When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed
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They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere Tractor hat
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But Santa stepped in and said
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Just calm down cause we've all got a job to do
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Like it or not, Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you


[Chorus]
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And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer
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Hooked to the front of the sleigh
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Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
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He's just a down home party animal, two stepping across the sky
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He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made history that night

[Turnaround]
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[Verse 3]
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Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune
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He had 'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof
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By the light of a neon moon
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Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag
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He was having the time of his life
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You can hear him call Merry Christmas y'all
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And to all of y'all a good night.

[Chorus]
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And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer
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Hooked to the front of the sleigh
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Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
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He's just a down home party animal, two stepping across the sky
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He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made history that night
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He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made history that night