Wrong Hole (Buraco Errado)

Em              C9            G        D
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
Em                 C9       G         D
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
Em            C9           G     D
We go to her place and we fool around
Em                 C9    G       D
We throw all our clothes...to the ground
Em    C9         G             D
We begin as she turns out the lights
Em                   C9            G     D
I start but feel something so very extra tight
Em          C9      G       D
I hear your cry, and i see her frown
Em             C9       G         D
I look at the condom, it is all brown

(chorus)
Em           C9
Last Night. oooo
G                      D
I stuck it in the wrong hole
Em            C9
I'm so sorry, oooo
         G             D
from the bottom of my soul
                                  Em
....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

(ponte 2x) Em G D

Em             C9             G             D
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
Em       C9                  G            D
In my defense those holes are so close together
Em       C9         G      D
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
Em                C9      G                  D
it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style
Em         C9             G       D
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
Em         C9         G       D
I had no idea where i put my wood
Em                     C9              G             D
I want to make things better want to make things alright
Em                               C9        G                      D
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she 
didn't)

Em           C9
Last Night. oooo
    G                   D
I stuck it in the wrong hole
Em            C9
I'm so sorry, oooo
         G             D
from the bottom of my soul

(bridge)
Em
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
   D
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting
Em
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
       D
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Em
Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
         D
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
Em
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
        D
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)

(verse)
Em             C9               G        D
I've got a confession, and I think you mind
Em       C9                   G        D
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
Em        C9           G       D
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Em            C9       G      D
Can't we just try it again tonight....?
Alright!

(chorus)
F#m          D
Every night oooo
    A                   E
I stick it in the wrong hole
F#m              D
It's so much fun,oooo
        A                      E
and we don't need no birth control
                               F#m
When we stick it in the wrong hole.