I Saw On Facebook That Mike Proposed

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I saw on Facebook that Mike proposed
       F        C       G           Am
That's bullshit baby, I know you know
F          C           G             Am
I know my chances are getting quite slim
                 F     C       G           Am
You ain't gotta marry me, just don't marry him

Am

[Verse 1]
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I guess you think I don't know him, but I know that guy well
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We grew up together girl, I got stories I could tell
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But I guess you don't care, you get along with him well
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And I guess you don't care, your mother's hearing wedding bells

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yeeeeeaaaahh

Am

[Verse 2]
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I got the kinda job you figured I was never gonna have
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Working for the phone company, it ain't half bad
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I don't make a lot of money, but it ain't that bad
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I still drink on weekdays, but I ain't as bad


[Chorus]
 F       C             G           Am
I saw on Facebook that Mike proposed
       F        C       G           Am
That's bullshit baby, I know you know
F          C           G             Am
I know my chances are getting right slim
                 F     C       G           Am
You ain't gotta marry me, just don't marry him
F                     C         G         Am   Am              F
You ain't gotta marry me, just don't marry ... don't marry him