Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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CHORUS    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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          walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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          You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
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          but as for me and grandpa we believe


          Em                           D
          She'd been drinking too much egg nog
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          and we warned her not to go
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          but she forgot her medication
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          and she wandered out the door into the snow


          Em                          D
          When we found her Christmas morning
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          at the scene of the attack
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          there were hoof prints on her forehead
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          and incriminating claw marks on her back


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CHORUS    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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          walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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          You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
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          but as for me and grandpa we believe


          Em                          D
          It's not Christmas without grandma
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          all the family’s dressed in black
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          and we just cant help but wonder
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          should we open up her gifts or send them back!


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          Em                        D
          Now we're all so proud of grandpa
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          he's been taking this so well
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          see him in there watching football
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          drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel


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          Em                      D
          Now the goose is on the table
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          and the pudding made of fig
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          and the blue and silver candles
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          that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig


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          Em                             D
          I've warned all my friends and neighbors
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          better watch out for yourselves
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          they should never give a license
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          to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!