The Millionaire

     C         G
I'm not a bad person,
          C                 G
I don't drink, and I don't kill.
   Am          Em              F             G
I got no evil habits, and I probably never will.
         C                G
I don't sing like Elvis Presley,
         C                G
I can't dance like Fred Astaire.
       Am                   Em
But there's one thing in my favor,
       F        G
I'm a millionaire!  (That's beautiful)

[Chorus]
               C     G
And I got more money,
             Am   Em
Than a horse has hairs.
                  F     C
Cause my rich old uncle died,
                     G
And answered all my prayers!

              C    G
Having all this money,
                     Am   Em
Is going to bring me down.
        F           C
If you ain't with me honey,
    F         G       C F C
To help me spread it around!

[Verse 2]
         C                G
I could get myself a nose job,
         C                G
I could diet for a year.
         Am           Em
But I'll never be Robert Redford,
         F                 G
Cause I'm much too fond of beer.

         C                G
Please, don't misunderstand me,
         C                G
It's not love I'm trying to buy.
           Am               Em
It's just I got all this here money,
          F             G
And I'm a pretty ugly guy.

[Chorus]
               C     G
And I got more money,
                 Am   Em
Than a horse has hairs.
                    F     C
Cause my rich old uncle died,
                     G
And answered all my prayers!

              C    G
Having all this money,
                     Am   Em
Is going to bring me down.
        F           C
If you ain't with me honey,
    F         G       C F C
To help me spread it around!

[Bridge]
   F                 G            C
I don't mind if you love me for my money,
       Em            Am             Dm
If you love me for whatever else I got.
      F                G             C        Am
But 'cept for all this stuff, I'm a lonely Fort Knox,
         F                       G
I don't guess I'm doing all that hot.

[Outro]
               C     G
And I got more money,
                 Am   Em
Than a horse has hairs.
                    F     C
Cause my rich old uncle died,
                     G
And answered all my prayers!

              C    G
Having all this money,
                     Am   Em
Is going to bring me down.
        F           C
If you ain't with me honey,
    F         G       C F C
To help me spread it around!

C F C F
Money, money, money, money ...