Welcome 2 Club Xiii

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[Verse 1]

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Welcome to Club Thirteen
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All the usual suspects are acting weird
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The bartenders can't be bothered
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But we're all glad you're here
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The door guy's got an attitude
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The disco light's obscene
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The crowd is sometimes rude
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Welcome to Club Thirteen


[Interlude]

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[Verse 2]

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Tonight we're gonna be entertained
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By our favorite Foghat cover band
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And radio Tokyo
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Playing "Sweet Home Afghanistan"
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Welcome to Club Thirteen
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Penny beer and cheap cocaine
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Girls warmеd up by tanning beds
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Orphans left out in the rain


[Bridge]

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Sidеwinder's in spandex
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The parking lot is packed
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Everyone is waiting outside
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Meanwhile Adam's house cat
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Is the opening act
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Train songs and people who died
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Train songs and people who died


[Interlude]

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[Verse 3]

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Welcome to Club Thirteen
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We'll be back same time next year
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To play you all our pretty songs
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'Til they drag us out of here
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Maybe we'll be horse farm drunk
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Maybe we'll act out obscene
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Muscle Shoals just needs some punk
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Welcome to Club Thirteen


[Outro]

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Welcome to Club Thirteen
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Our glory days did kinda suck
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Everyone needs a friend
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Everyone needs a fuck
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When we come this way again
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Notify our next of kin
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We'll smell of weed and gasoline
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Welcome to Club Thirteen
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We'll smell of weed and gasoline
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Welcome to Club Thirteen