Kiss Me Im Shitfaced

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[Verse 1]
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I play in a band
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We're the best in the land
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We're big in both Chelsea and France
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I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
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There's a line of chicks lookin' for their chance
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So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
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These other gals mean nothin' to me
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Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
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'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see

[Chorus]
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
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and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
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in the trousers, she kissed me!
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And I only bought her one round

[Verse 2]
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I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
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with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
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Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
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I've had far better sex while in jail
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I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
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I cook the world's best duck flambé
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I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
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I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
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and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
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in the trousers, she kissed me!
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And I only bought her one round

[Verse 3]
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I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
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See my figure was chiseled from stone
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One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
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Come last call, I'm never alone
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I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
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That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
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With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
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I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus]
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
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and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
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in the trousers, she kissed me!
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And I only bought her one round

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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
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and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
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in the trousers, she kissed me!
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And I only bought her one round

[Link]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

[Verse 4]
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I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
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I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
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I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
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I'll probably die cold and alone
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But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
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I swear I got a big heart of gold
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I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
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Come on, honey, let me take you home

[Chorus]
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
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and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
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in the trousers, she kissed me!
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And I only bought her one round

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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
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and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
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in the trousers,  (It's tiny!)
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And I only bought her one round

[Instrumental]
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           One round!
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[Chorus] (slowly)
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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
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and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
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in the trousers, she kissed me!
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And I only bought her one round

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So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
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and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
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in the trousers, she kissed me!
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And I only bought her one round