Joe Knows How To Live

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[Verse]
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Blue monday morning at the factory gate,
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Almost  time to clock in
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The boys are all betting that joe wouldn't show,
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They'd seen him over the weekend he had 4 new tires on that ol cadillac,
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Betty the waitress, had some clothes in the back,
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Dashboard full of road maps  of mexico, joe knows how to live

[Chorus]
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He said women were made to love, money is made to spend
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Life is something buddy , you will never live again
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Oh I've got to admit it, joe sure knows how to live

[Verse]
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By now they'll be down at the ocean,
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He and betty stretched out somewhere
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The only blue in his life, is the blue moonlite,
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Bouncing off betty's blonde hair
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Oh I can just see em rolling around in the sand,
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I never thought, I was a jealous man,
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But when I think what he's doing & what I'm not, oh I'm jealous a lot....
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He said women were made to love, money is made to spend

[Chorus]
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Life is something buddy , you will never live again
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Oh I've got to admit it, joe sure knows how to live

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
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Now betty's back home with her mother,
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Joe's back on the assembly line
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But he brings in his pictures and his mexican hat,
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Just to remind us sometimes....
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He said women were made to love, money is made to spend
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Life is something buddy , you will never live again
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Oh I've got to admit it, joe sure knows how to live
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Oh I hate to admit it, joe sure knows how to live

[Outro]
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(Spoken) Man, they would have fired me if I'd had done that,
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Another thing man,
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I don't see how he got betty away from her mother,
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That ol girl watches her all the time,
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You think joe's wife know about that yet