Life And Times Of A Bonus Track

     C       G         Am G    Dm           A        Dm
Poor artist went to a label, truckloads of money in mind
     F     G          Am      G
Rich artist left the buildings
               C                F          G
Cause all the labels had been standing in line
And so they signed

C             G                 Am
Artist wrote rock 'n roll history
        Dm         A           Dm    C
Concentrated on an album so strong
     F                G          Am
But business claimed limited editions
   F                     G
Insisting on additional songs

  C           G        Am          Em
That was the time when I had been born
        F             C        G
When I first saw the light of day
    C            G     Am            Em
And even if you got a different opinion
      F           G                  F    G
From my point of view - needless to say -
          Am       F
That I'm happy to be
     C                        G
Even if you don't want me to be
A#                                 C
The world wouldn't go round without me

"Hehe, well... that's shit. But we carry on
Whatever, we do a second version of that
What? But first. Okay. So here is the chorus"

[Chorus]

       F      A#         Dm       C
I'm a bonus track on my way to Japan
         F          A#         C
And I'm gonna be spread on the Internet
       Dm     A#          F       C
I'm a bonus track, to Brazil and back
       Gm     F         A#
I'm enjoying worldwide fame
                  F      C          A#   C
They'll screw the industry, pay no royalty
        F   C      A#      C
Burn me on CD, all illegally
  F          A#            Dm  C
Chinese bootlegs, Russian piracy
 F           A#            Dm   C
Cuthroat Germans they all copy me
       A#                           C
And I don't give a shit, to me it's all the same
    A#
As long as I get all the fame
         C
And the girls know my name
                      F  A#         Dm            C
I don't give a fucking shit, no, I don't give a shit
                    F  A#       C
Don't give a fucking shit, no, no...
                              F
Not a single little fucking shit
A#         C
Oh this is it... This is it! It!
F      A#     C   F
I'm a bonus traaeee ack...