Since God Invented Girls

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[Verse]
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   The mother of invention,    made it good for me
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   Tighter in the rear,    Longer in the seam
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   Kicked out yards of leather,     Wrapped around her waist
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   Trimmed it to perfection,     And left a little space

[Pre-Chorus]
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Ye---ah they got competition now,              All across the world
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   But there ain't been no looking back,               Since God invented girls

[Chorus]
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   Now I know what Brian Wilson meant,          Every time I step outside
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   I see what Heaven sent,     There may be seven wonders,    Created for this world
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   But one is all we need, Since God in--ven--ted girls

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[Verse]
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   Higher on the heel,      paler than pure cream
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   Leaner on the sidewalk,     Cutting through the steam
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   After claws and feathers,      He took skin and bone
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   Shaped it like an hourglass,      And made the angels moan

[Pre-Chorus]
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   Oh here's a little heat boys,               To straighten out them curls
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   Now there ain't been no angels round,                Since God invented girls

[Chorus]
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   Now I know what Brian Wilson meant,          Every time I step outside
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   I see what Heaven sent,      There may be seven wonders,    Created for this world
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   But one is all we need, Since God in—ven--ted girls

[Outro]
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Since God
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in—ven--ted girls