Yoga Is As Yoga Does

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Well I can see that you and yoga will never do.
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[Chorus 1]
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Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between.
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Your either with it on the bold, or you've blown the scene.

[Verse 1]
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I can see lookin' at you, you just can't get settled.
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How can I even move, twisted like a pretzel?

[Chorus 2]
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(Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between.)
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(Your either with it all the way,)
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Or you've blown the scene. (Or you've blown the scene.)

[Verse 2]
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Come on, come on, untwist my legs, pull my arms a lot.
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How did I get so tied up, in this yoga knot?

[Verse 3]
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You tell me just how I, can take this yoga serious.
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When all it ever gives to me, is a pain in my posteriors.

[Chorus 2]
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(Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between.)
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(Your either with it all the way,)
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Or you've blown the scene. (Or you've blown the scene.)

[Verse 4]
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Stand upside down on your head, feet against the wall.
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A simple yoga exercise, done by one and all.

[Verse 5]
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Now cross your eyes and hold your breath, look just like a clown.
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Yoga's sure to catch you, if you come falling down.

[Chorus 2]
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(Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between.)
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(Your either with it all the way,)
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Or you've blown the scene. (Or you've blown the scene.)

[Outro]
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(Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-betwee-een.)
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(Your either with it all the way,)
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Or you've blown the scene. (Or you've blown the scene.)