Dm Step right upBb We bring to you the finest entertainmentA7 And I am pleased to be your humble servantDm A7 Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormalityDm Step right upBb We've something here for everyone's enjoymentA7 I do this as a gift, not for employmentDm A7 A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanityD A Come see our girls, crazy girlsD/F# D7 A If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a rideEm B5 Those girls, crazy girlsD A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidalD A Tickets cheap, it's a crimeD/F# D7 A And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dimeEm A7 D To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited timeEm A7 D Come see the girls, girls, girlsD E7 Some of them are really quite attractive as you seeA7 D Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agreeEm A7 D While others still look rather quite a lot like you and meE A7 But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more ruleD E7 You shouldn't look this one too long in the eyeA7 D And that one, let's just keep walking byEm A7 D These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supplyEm A7 D Grab another cup of tea, and follow meD A To see our girls, crazy girlsD/F# D7 A If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a rideEm B5 Those girls, crazy girlsD A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidalD A Tickets cheap, it's a crimeD/F# D7 A And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dimeEm A7 D To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited timeEm A7 D Come see the girls, girls, girlsD E7 Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guideE A7 D7 For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide. 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You, sir?D E7 If insanity's primarily a femininish malady,A7 D And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact,Em A7 D Then according to the medics, are they faultier genetics?E A7 Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?D E7 It's all to do with reproductive organsA7 D Which are naturally unstable in a dameEm A7 D You see, from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loonyE A7 And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moonyD I have a question (shoot!)E7 Has any patient ever been releasedA7 D Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?Em A7 D For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduceE A7 So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them looseD A Come see the girls, crazy girlsD/F# D7 A If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a rideEm B5 Those girls, crazy girlsD A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidalD A Tickets cheap, it's a crimeD/F# D7 A And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dimeEm A7 D To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited timeEm A7 D Come see the girls, girls, girls Some are born mad Some achieve madness Some have madness thrust upon them This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill Except no imitations For a little extra on the side, you can arrange For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion, But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadaysA How big is a lady's brain?Em E7 D7 It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strainEm This seems just a bit inhumaneE E7 D7 It's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any painD E7 They're really more like animals than peopleA7 D Which, as we've proven, haven't any souls at all.Em A7 D The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posteriorE A7 And these are only useful in a seedy music hallD E7 They don't bite, well they mightA7 D I say this one does look hungry tonightEm A7 So get your picture with an inmateD But be sure she's locked up tightE They're practically wild sirA7 Protect your child sirD E7 They don't recall the taste of freedomA7 D They're just happy if we feed themEm A7 So point and laugh, it isn't badD They oughtn't mind because they're mad!E A7 If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls You're welcome to enjoyD A Our girls, crazy girlsD/F# D7 A If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a rideEm B5 Those girls, crazy girlsD A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidalD A Tickets cheap, it's a crimeD/F# D7 A And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dimeEm A7 D To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited timeEm A7 D Come see the girls, girls, girlsEm A7 D I've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhymeEm A7 D So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncutEm A7 Your corsets tight, your morals highD Your knitting neat, your yappers shutEm A7 This is what comes of over-educating,D Em mentally over-stimulating,A7 too much serious conversating,D Em organized religion-hating,A7 sinful over-copulating,D Em marriage without procreating,A7 girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,D Em she was caught while masturbating,A7 they all mind manipulating,D Em chronically hallucinating,A7 certainly there's no debating,D Em some we just find fascinating,A7 women's rights facilitating,D Em independent thought creating,A7 she just may be complicating,D D7 get your money out, we're waiting To see thoseEm Girls!A7 Girls!D Girls!
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