Without me

F#m - 244222
C#  - x446664
D -   xx0232
Gm -  355333

Gm
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks


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Two trailer park girls go round the outside
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Round the outside, round the outside
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Two trailer park girls go round the outside
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Round the outside, round the outside
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   Guess who's back
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Back again
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   Shady's back
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Tell a friend
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   Guess who's back, guess who's back
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Guess who's back, guess who's back
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   Guess who's back, guess who's back
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Guess who's back,


[Verse 1]
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I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
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They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
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  Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you
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A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
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Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
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Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
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By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
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When I'm rocking the table while he's operating


[Verse 2]
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   You waited this long, now stop debating
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Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
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   I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
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But your husband's heart problem's complicating
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So the FCC won't let me be
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Or let me be me, so let me see
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They try to shut me down on MTV
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But it feels so empty, without me


[Verse 3]
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So   come on and dip, bum on your lips
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Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
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And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
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I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie!


[Chorus 1]
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Now this looks like a job for me
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So everybody, just follow me
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Cause we need a little, controversy
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Cause it feels so empty, without me
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I said this looks like a job for me
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So everybody, just follow me
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Cause we need a little, controversy
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Cause it feels so empty, without me


[Verse 4]
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Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
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Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
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   They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
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Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, bitch!
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   A visionary, vision of scary
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Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
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A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
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In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass


[Verse 5]
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And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
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For you to see so damn much of my ass
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You asked for me?
F#m
   Well I'm back
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
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Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
F#m
Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter
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The center of attention, back for the winter
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I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
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Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting


[Verse 6]
F#m
   Testing, attention please
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Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
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Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
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A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?


[Chorus 2]
    F#m
Now this looks like a job for me
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So everybody, just follow me
         F#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
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Cause it feels so empty, without me
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I said this looks like a job for me
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So everybody, just follow me
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Cause we need a little, controversy
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Cause it feels so empty, without me


[Verse 7]
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A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
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Anybody who's talking this shit that shit
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Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
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Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
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And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
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You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me
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   You don't know me, you're too old let go
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It's over, nobody listen to techno


[Verse 8]
    F#m
Now let's go just gimme the signal
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I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
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I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
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Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
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   But sometimes the shit just seems
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Everybody only wants to discuss me
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So this must mean I'm disgusting
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But it's just me I'm just obscene


[Verse 9]
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No I'm not the first king of controversy
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I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
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To do black music so selfishly
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And used it to get myself wealthy
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   There's a concept that works
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Twenty million other white rappers emerge
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But no matter how many fish in the sea
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It'll be so empty without me


[Chorus 3]
    F#m
Now this looks like a job for me
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So everybody, just follow me
         F#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
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Cause it feels so empty, without me
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I said this looks like a job for me
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So everybody, just follow me
         F#m
Cause we need a little, controversy
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Cause it feels so empty, without me


[Outro]
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