happy f***ing birthday

[Intro] Bb  Eb  G  Eb
        Eb7M  Eb  Bb

[Primeira Parte]

                Eb
You're the only gift I want, I am just the
 Gm   F
 Afterthought
                Eb
Blowing out the candles wishing for his
 D
Spot
                  Eb7M
I know I'll never be the one, you're
            Gm      F
Looking for someone hung
              Eb
No amount of songs I've sung could change
     Bb   D
Your mind

[Refrão]

   Eb7             Gm      F
So if you want me, I'll be in the
Eb                   Bb    D
Corner, crying my eyes out
Eb7M          Gm       Dm
Happy fucking birthday to me
Cm7
One more number 'til the slumber

[Segunda Parte]

               Eb7
Thinking of my final ruse, only way to
Gm      F
Talk to you
                 Eb7                   D
Invite you to my party for the final time
                  Eb7M
Pictured you'd be standing here
                   Gm       F
But you brought my greatest fear
               Eb
Sing me "Happy birthday" while you hold
    Bb
His hand

[Refrão]

   Eb7M            Gm      F
So if you want me, I'll be in the
Eb                   Bb    D
Corner, crying my eyes out
Eb7M          Gm       Dm
Happy fucking birthday to me
Cm7
One more number 'til the slumber

[Ponte]

Eb7M
Open up wide
Eb                              Gm  F
Force feed you cake 'til you die (Die)
Eb
Open up wide
                         D      Gm  F  Bb
Force feed you cake 'til you die (Die)

[Refrão]

Eb7M            Gm      F
If you want me, I'll be in the
Eb                   Bb    D
Corner, crying my eyes out
Eb7M          Gm       Dm
Happy fucking birthday to me
Cm
One more number 'til the slumber

( C5 )