A Campaign Of Shock And Awe

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Behold, the eighth wonder of the natural world!
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Come one and come all, see the two-headed girl
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Stupendous! Revolting!
You’ll be shocked, you’ll be awed!
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A true freak of nature, a blunder of God!
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But possessing such talents
Hear them sing, see them dance
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As seen in the highest class parlors of France
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Just ten bucks a photograph
Get your seats while they last
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We take Visa and MasterCard, debit or cash

[Chorus]

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Isn’t it nice that they’re being so nice to us?
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If I’m not mistaken I think they might like us
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Aren’t we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they’re taking a picture
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Smile for the camera, Evelyn

[Verse 2]

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Come in, come in, must be cold out there gentlemen
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Take off your coats, and just guess what the wind blew in
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I know you like twins, have I got a surprise
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They’re identical sisters attached at the side
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Just imagine the fun you could have with these chicklets
And they’re so well-behaved, not a single complaint yet
Just look at these photographs, while I pour you a cocktail
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I don’t know whether I should charge double or triple!

[Chorus]

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Isn’t it nice that they’re being so nice to us?
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If I’m not mistaken I think they might like us
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Aren’t we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they’re taking a picture
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Smile for the camera, Evelyn

[Interlude]

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[Verse 3]

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Ladies and gentlemen, critics and hipsters
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Have you heard the new disc by the Evelyn sisters?
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Seamlessly floating with grace between eras and genres
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They sing timeless new songs, rife with double entendres
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As featured in Rolling Stone, Spin, The New Yorker and Pitchfork (Pitchfork!)
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There’s an in-store appearance today at the corner
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Of Bedford and Seventh Ave., some get a photograph, sticker and autographed shirt

[Chorus]

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Isn’t it nice that they’re being so nice to us?
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If I’m not mistaken I think they might like us
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Aren’t we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they’re taking a picture
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Smile for the camera, Evelyn