Just Another Story About Skeeter Thompson

Então, a gente tava em Amsterdam So we were in Amsterdam E a gente tava na casa desse cara, o Toss, um grande amigo nosso. And we were staying at this guy Toss's house good friend of ours Uhh, e a casa fica tipo, no centro da cidade Uhh its kinda in the middle of the city A gente tinha acabado de fazer nosso segundo tour europeu We were just finished with our second European tour E tudo tava indo bem And everything was going pretty good Então Skeeter, ele conheceu essa garota vizinha de Toss Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Toss's E duas semanas depois ele começou a morar com ela, sabe? And within a couple of weeks he started living with her, you know? E eu acho que ela é rica e tal And i guess she had a lot of money or something Porque ela vivia comprando roupas pra ele e dando um monte de coisas, Cause she was constantly buying him clothes and getting him lots of stuff E enchendo ele de dinheiro, sabe? And loading him with money, you know? Ele tava indo direto na cafeteria He was constantly going to the coffee shop Sempre pegando a melhor erva e o melhor hashishe, sabe? Always getting the best herb and the best hash, you know? Ele tava em boa forma, ela era bem muito bonita e era muito legal também, He was in good shape she was really good looking, she was really cool i, Eu acho que ele nunca tinha conhecido ela antes, mas ela já tinha, sabe I don't think he'd ever met her before but she had, you know, Teve outros namorados eu acho, então estava eu sentado no sofá, sabe, Other boyfriends i suppose so i'm sitting on the couch, you know, No apartamento do Toss, lendo, sabe, Maximum Rock and Roll ou Flip Side, In Toss's apartment and im reading, you know, maximum rock and roll or flip side Uma dessas coisas punks e então ouço Skeeter entrar e chegou perto One of those punk things and i heard Skeeter come in and he came in E ele tinha aquelas roupas muito legais que ela comprou pra ele And he had all these really nice clothes on she bought him all this stuff Ela gosta de comprar perfume pra ele, ele tava cheirando muito muito bem She like bought him cologne he was really really smelling good, Você sabe, ele tava bonito e tal sabe? Ele chegou e colocou a erva na mesa e You know he looked good too you know he came in and put his herb on the table and, Sei lá, eu tava lendo minha revistinha punk, sem prestar muita atenção Whatever i'm just reading my little punk magazine not really paying attention Então ele diz, uh, ele diz: " ei, Dave", então eu olho pra cima e ele estava lá, parado And then he says, uh, he says hey dave and i look up and he's standing there Com o cacete na mão, e ele tipo, meio que levantou ele With his dick in his hand and he's kinda got it like lifted up Aí, lá estava ele olhando pra cabeça do pau dele, meio que apontando pra mim So he's looking at the head of his dick he kinda pointed it at me Eu não sabia o que pensar, e ele disse:"Isto parece para pus pra você?", eu disse "nem, acho que é só um fiapo" I didn't know what to think he said does that look like pus to you i said no i think its lint